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Anonymous asked:

Can you please write more Hondo?

sinisterexaggerator answered:

Finish what you start

Hondo Ohnaka x Fem! Reader

Summary: Hondo Ohnaka catches you pleasuring yourself in his absence.

Warnings: Masturbation, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, pining, blowjobs.

Notes: I wrote a fanfic like this for Shriv Suurgav and decided I wanted to try the same scenario for Hondo. Cad Bane may be next! Let’s make it a series! ;D Shoutout to @allsystemsblue and @downrightembarassing for cheering me on and letting me bounce ideas off them - we all agree Hondo smells fabulous and practices good hygiene.

*This will probably be the last time I can post a fic before moving, but I have another Hondo one shot in the works - stay tuned! ;D

P.S.: I POSTED THIS FROM BATUU (Yes, I waited. I’m literally in line for Smuggler’s Run this very minute and they are talking about Hondo on the comm. 😭😭)

For once, you were bored. Florrum was all fun and games until the ringmaster of this circus abandoned his big top - Hondo Ohnaka had left you stranded by your lonesome in his lair with some dozen Weequay whose names you could not recall. You wandered its dingy corridors, dined on its sumptuous and delicious foods, drank of its rare and expensive beverages, and even sampled the more local fare – the green ooze known as “pirate’s brew” was an acquired taste and your palate preferred lush, full-bodied wine. Luckily for you, there was plenty to go around and then some, yet Ohnaka’s men did not seem all too pleased that you were there.

However, this did not bother you, going so far as to stick your tongue out in disrespect to one burly pirate who would not stop giving you the stink-eye. You were immune, as Hondo had long ago instructed them to give you anything your heart desired, one additional rule being that no harm should come to you as long as you resided within these halls.

Still, that did not mean it was their job to entertain you – that was Hondo’s area of expertise – and currently your jester king had decided it was best to leave you in the dark on his present whereabouts.

No doubt his exploits were dangerous and full of thrills. You were a mite jealous, wondering if one day he might take you along, or, if on another day he might simply tire of you. He was a fickle lord, and you were his lady - at least for now, and you were well aware your good fortune might come to a hasty end.

But, in that moment, you found yourself to be missing him. Hondo had been gone two days already and no other being on this dust ball of a planet wanted to give you the time of day.

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dukeoftheblackstar

@sinisterexaggerator I haven't even read it and I just died a little bit. Gonna not do my work and read this instead. BRBBYE.

dukeoftheblackstar

@sinisterexaggerator Syn, Syn, Syn, Syn, Syn.

Is there any other way I can tell you how much I adore and love you apart from thirsting over your husbands that has now also become a thing of mine? To have Jango pushed a little bit aside with all these foolishness?

I have a shit ton of work today and I've been so hyped with this when you said you're about to publish a new fic out with Hondo and I did not expect it to be this FUN. He's so silly, I just wanna marry him!

I'm so dead over how you made his lines into what you can hear in your head. I'm all for that. And he's filthy mouth, good lord. It's the good filthy; that tingly, filthy feeling.

I am having an existential crisis now if I am willing to also commit arson for this man, because that is very much reserved for Jango Fett and Plo Koon only.

And your way with words is also bliss to me ;///;! I kid you not when I say I am a fan of you and your work. You bless us with filth and it's amazing!

I will wait for your grand masterpiece ♥

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sinisterexaggerator

OMG. Sorry, it took me a second to get to this, as I was at the theme park all day yesterday and didn’t even get to see OUR MAN. WTF. Get with it, imagineers! The animatronic had been down a week already. Inexcusable. Anyway.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! Sorry not sorry! Ha! I have three fictional husbands myself; there is always room for one more.

Hondo is definitely worth marrying, though I am not sure he could be tied down! 🤣 I’d also be down to commit arson. Shit, I’d kill a man. 😂😂

I am glad you think so! I try very hard on characterization so that makes me so, so happy!

*Commences crying* That’s very sweet of you to say, and I thank you for saying it! Writers love it when you tell them how you feel, and imho not enough people do, so it is always nice when someone leaves thought out comments.

I appreciate you!!!!